Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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