Tell her she can't have a vagina
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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