I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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