Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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