My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
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How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
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i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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