Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
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We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
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Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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