you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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