He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
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she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
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no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
My penis needs a shock collar
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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