I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
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