i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
