Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
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You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
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If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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