Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
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Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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