So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
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He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
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Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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