I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
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I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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