so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
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I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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