His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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