East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
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Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
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They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am