you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Randomize
