i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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