The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
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there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
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My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
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