I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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