I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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