so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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