If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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