fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
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I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
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dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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