it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
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I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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