office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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