When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
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All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
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but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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