Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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