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(303): View more from Colorado

do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???

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(970): View more from Colorado

You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.

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(520): View more from Arizona

I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth

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(360): View more from Washington

I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized

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(706): View more from Georgia

It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.

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(519): View more from Ontario

I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again

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(714): View more from California

I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?

(423): View more from Tennessee

Just start quoting WAP lyrics.

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