are you still at the devil's house?
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
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I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I love you. Go after that dick
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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