Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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