My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
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She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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