We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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