I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
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