eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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