Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
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You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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