The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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