VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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