I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
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I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
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Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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