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sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
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my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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