Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
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yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
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She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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