i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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