I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
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All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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