i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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