8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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