Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
