i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
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I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
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There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
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