Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
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My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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