we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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