how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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