'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
We had sex on a dog bed..
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