i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
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I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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